Clueless

Our sqn 180 2nd year anniversary.

Yesterday we went to our retreat, a chalet at a wulu place. Luckily my fren drove me there.

Lot of food and nothing else.

Finally, another batch of 6 new trainees coming in.

And got a good news , that is waiting to be confirmed.

Btw my routine nowsday is quite ok, able to see weekend. Thank to some teamleaders need to go for some police courses.

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Memorable night ops

Yesterday ops was quite unusual.

We were at camp accommodation by 4pm. However the sea deployment for us was at 10.30pm. So by 7pm, we went to office for briefing and leave the camp at 9 plus. It was raining and the wind was strong. When there was strong wind, it was a bad thing for us. Sea was going to be rough.

When our launch had reached boarding ground, as "expected" those clown operator ( mother fu*** as what all team called them) inform us that the ETA delay to 12 am. At camp i already asked those clown whether the ship ETA will have any changes and they replied a confident negative. However as usual, they told us the very last minute when we are out of the sea again. Damn idiot them sit at the office happy happy, never see the radar properly. When one of my friend heard of the delay, the very first sentence from his mouth was "Any plastic bag?". haha.

As the 8 of us haven't eat our dinner and it was raining, our teamleader decided to give the clown leader a call and tell him about the situation. The clown leader asked him to call up the notorious asshole (a person). - In order to protect our ASSeT reputation, the conversation between them will not be disclosed in here-. The 2 adjective used to describe that person is already a good catalyst to predict the outcome of the conversation.

Fortunately our teamleader is not those very dumb and very garang one, he decided we headed back to the pier first instead of the sea rocking at the open sea for 2 hr.

Here comes the interesting part.

Our dear 180 notorious asshole, in order to cover his ass or showing welfare, called up the navy ship that is escorting the same merchant ship that we are boarding, to cook us some FOOD. Maybe you all might find it normal but to us it was damn funny when we recieved the order. It was 11 plus, the ship chef might had ended his watch but now he need to cook for the ASSeT team. We were wondering whether what extra ingredients the chef might put into the food.

When we were nearing the navy ship, we saw a lot crews up at bridge wing to catch a glimpse of the operation "Save the ASSeT" . Haa. Damn paiseh sia. We look so cool at camp and boarding but then in the end, we never plan properly our dinnertime and need to get food from them. It was like "ASSeT hungry, ASSeT need mommy"

After we alongside and they passed down the food from the deck, we faster navigate our launch away. It was the first time we ever did this.

As we opened the food, we were surprised by their warming assistance. Tin of biscuit, 8 package of double chicken cheese sandwiches, hotdogs, mineral water and APPLES. haha. In the darkness sea with touch light on, we eat our late dinner.

When we just finished our dinner, there was a police coast guard boat came circling our launch. One of the 2 police coast guard in my team at the quarterdeck keep waving at them and pointing to his cap with the logo police coast guard. So we asked him what is he doing. He jokingly replied "ask for food". haaha. When did we became a food freak, asking our friendly forces for food?

At 1210, the merchat ship finally came. We proceeded with our normal operation.

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REALLY "Not for under 18"

When a bunch of guys are together, they will never leave the topic sex or girl uncovered. Ns is the place to listen to different type of this discussion.

Have you all ever heard of cock exercise?

And

Penis discipline?

It was damn lame, horror and funny when one of my friend describe it.

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Will it be possible?

A pig hunt a tiger and kill it

And

A rabbit wear a tiger fur hopping around.

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Saturday, January 20, 2007

4 more months

Another teammate is going to ord at february. After him, is our turns.

Good Bye to all boarding in 4 more months time. No more midnight call, sudden activation, stand in for others and rolling at the sea.

Anyway yesterday called pao pao when on the way to camp. Before ending the call, we decided to switch our gender.

Now she/he becomes the man.

Come to think of it, i realise we did quite alot humorous stuffs.

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Monday, January 01, 2007

2007!

A new year a new way

Have you ever wear a golden hat at countdown?

Have you ever seat on a cable car at 1 am and drink finish a bottle of hard liquor with your friends before it reaches sentosa?

Have you ever wear a mask and play poke card?

Have you ever thought of going to sentosa just to play games and finish cans of booze and leave within 45 minutes to catch the last cable car?

Nothing beats a crazy celebration on new year itself.

Lastly,

Have you ever watch the sky brighten up on the first day of a new year ?

Just to wait for my beloved one and do something nice for her at the start of the year.

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